The other day, I realized that you can select "walking" as a mode of transportation when finding directions on Google Maps. I got walking directions from Detroit to Hawaii, and once I got to California, the directions said "Kayak across the Pacific Ocean for 2273 miles". I love Google.
Today was the first day of my job as a waiter. The uniform was a red and white striped sweater and jeans. I decided to wear my red and white striped hat too to look like Waldo. By the end of the day, I was asked to be in the background of twenty photos, stood next to fifteen people for a picture, and got a raise. MLIA
Today I looked up disney princesses, clicked the website, and then clicked 'characters.' The Jonas Brothers were on the list. They always were my favorite princesses. MLIA
Today, I called my dad by his first name for about the hundredth time to annoy him. He finally yelled, "Shut up! What the hell is wrong with you?" I yelled, "Your genes!" He looked to my mom for help, but she just said, "If you're old enough to use a word like 'hell', then you're old enough to think of a comeback." So he just walked away, muttering. MLIA
Today my mom was looking through my older sister's pictures on her iphone. She got to one and looked very confused then asked, "who's this man?" My sister responded, "It's the man who took our picture today but took it backwards and instead took a picture of his face. It's actually a good picture of the guy, so I kept it." MLIA
Today i was out to dinner and i saw a little boy successfully escape from his stroller, only to be stopped by the leash attached to him and the stroller. His parents are good. MLIA
The other day, my friends and I found a wallet in the hallway at school. We turned it into the office and as expected, they read it in the list of lost and found items during announcements. What we hadn't seen, was the liscence in the front pocket. The wallet belonged to our principle. Ironically his name is Anthony Blackman, and he is black. Over the intercom they said "We have a wallet in the front office belonging to A. Blackman." I have never laughed so hard in my life. MLIA.
Yesterday, our family had over 40 relatives over for Thanksgiving. Almost all of my family has bright red hair, so after awhile, you don't really notice any of us individually. After we finished our dinner, my grandpa stood up to tell everyone how thankful he is for each of us, his "beloved McCartys." Someone then whispered, "wait...McCarty? $!@%," and slipped out the door without causing attention. Turns out, he wasn't my cousin. Some redhead spent his Thanksgiving at the McCarty residence. Hope you liked the turkey. MLIA.
Today, I noticed that on all of my college's directional signs, they abriviated the Winter Fun Terrace building to the WTF building. I know I chose the right college.MLIA
I am a delivery dude for Domino's, and today I had a delivery and asked the customer to please leave the porchlight on because it was an unfamiliar area. When I get there, three little kids are standing outside jumping up and down with flashlights in their hands in 30 degree weather because there was no porchlight. <<< This is probably my favorite, haha.
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I love being on winter break for the most part. No class. No studying.
I just don't get enough of my own space bc I'm with my family but I love them anyway.
All I really do that's productive is two more school applications, feed/clean daphnia/snails, and count samples at work sometimes. At least I'm making Some money, right? Oh, and I get to feed a cat for a week.
Other than that...LOTSA SNOW TIME! yay, I hope it snows more! Life can be stressful but life is also awesome.
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