(479): I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
(423): he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
(850): Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
WOW.
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